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These lyrics track more or less to Gilbert and Sullivan’s “Modern Major General”

 

A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL

These are some men and women

Donald Trump has thrown beneath the bus

It’s sad, so sad, but we are glad it’s only them and none of us.

We know the presidents you see from zero through to forty-five

But there’s more names on this whole list than all the bees inside a hive.

GORDON SONDLAND
VINDMAN
MICHAEL FLYNN
JIM MATTIS

 

 

 

 

REINCE PRIEBUS

 

HOPE HICKS
OMAROSA MANIGAULT NEWMAN
SARAH SANDERS

 

 

 

 

SEAN SPICER

 

 

JEFF SESSIONS

 

FIONA HILL

 

 

 

 

 

 

There’s Vindman (and Vindman,) G. Sondland and poor Michael Flynn;

And don’t forget Jim Mattis, the brave general who couldn’t win;

These are some men and women Donald Trump has thrown beneath the bus.

It’s sad, so sad, but we are glad it’s only them and none of us.

 

The Orange Man is quite adept at shuffling his daily deck

He doesn’t care who comes and goes; there’s always more so what the heck?

Here they come and there they go; he loves to play it fast and loose,

Here they come and go again. they all come begging for abuse.

 

Reince Priebus stood up strong and tall and seemed the one who’d stay and stay

Alas for reasons clandestine our Donald made him go away.

Then came Hope Hicks, a beauty, she, whose hair Fox News did love for sure.

What was her job? We never knew, but sure enough he tired of her.

From real tv came Omarosa adding color to the show

But not enough je ne sais quoi and very soon she had to go.

These are some men and women Donald Trump has thrown beneath the bus.

It’s sad, so sad, but we are glad it’s only them and none of us.

 

They came to him on bended knee. He said “you will;” they said, “yes yes.”

How long he’d let them stick around they could not know but only guess.

So here they come and there they go; how rapidly they reproduce

Here they come and go again. He never ever calls a truce.

 

Sarah Sanders stepped right up, a true lap dog in every sense

She kept her balance quite a while but then she too fell off the fence

Sean Spicer had a decent turn before he missed a step or two.

Jeff Sessions stayed till he recused and got himself tossed in the stew.

Fiona Hill stood up and fought with stirring words and honor bright.

But Donald’s tool she would not be so off she went into the night.

These are some men and women Donald Trump has thrown beneath the bus.

It’s sad, so sad, but we are glad it’s only them and none of us.

 

It’s such a long forlorn parade of those he hired, those he  fired.

I could name more but that’s enough I’m growing cranky sad and tired.

These are some men and women Donald Trump has thrown beneath the bus.

It’s sad, so sad, but we are glad it’s only them and none of us.

A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL

 

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