The Junkyard Dog
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
I hope I don’t offend you
But thinkin’ about that Junk Yard Dog
Puts soul food on the menu!
Who dat walkin’ down the aisle
And flash dat million dollar smile
His eys aglow with love and lust
And another one bites the dust
The Junk Yard Dog is so much fun
And some folks say he’s #1
He’s big and black and bad and bold
With nerves of steel and heart of gold
He’s from the hungry side of town
But no one dares to put him down
He’s generating so much soul
The wrestling fans just lose control
But even though he does his thing
He’s still all business in the ring
The Junk Yard Dog is very smart
Look what he’s don’t to Jimmy Hart
He took that branding iron away
And mess up Jimmy’s little “A”
So Grab Them Cakes and come and see
The one and only “JYD”